landmine.dodger said:

Couldn't be happier. We had talked about getting married earlier in the year, but I had some reservations at the time about some of her tendencies. I was open to the idea and was hoping she'd improve. Relationships are all about compromise and I'd made plenty of compromises on my end.

Well today we had a silly little 5 minute spat and in a rush of emotional haste she wants to end it. Just like that with almost no conversation or arguing at all.

Five minutes later after analyzing the situation I realized how lucky I am. Marrying her would likely have been the death of me. This was my first serious GF, and I'll never again fall into the trap of even contemplating marriage. I almost let the penis win (she is damn hot) but in the end I'm better off.

I'm moving into a shitty motel in a couple days, so I'll be joining you folks again.

sandman said:

And I thought my GF was complicated.

. said:

1) this never happened
2) you've never had sex

. said:

. said:

update?

Is she begging you to take her back yet?

No, she is quim deep in another penis already. She had one already lined up, we all know that.

landmine.dodger said:

Looking back I'm a fool for ever getting involved. The lure of the vagina is strong and the penis is weak. I'll do better next time now that I've knocked the "hot GF" off my bucket list.

landmine.dodger said:

Couldn't be happier. We had talked about getting married earlier in the year, but I had some reservations at the time about some of her tendencies.

. said:

SWEET JEEZUS I LOVE THESE EFF TWO RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THREADS

HAD 2 BREAK UP WIFF DIS HOT 2 DEFF CHICK, BITCH WAS GETTIN' A LITTLE TOO EMOTIONAL, GNOMESANE? PLUS SHE LIKED TO BUY DRESSES ON CREDIT. FUCK DAT BRO
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WORD. BITCH BETTA RECKANIZE
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I HAD A GIRLFRIEND ONCE. COST A LOT MORE THAN INTERNET PORN, I TELL YOU
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A.HEN. HERE. YOU MEN ARE SELFISH WORTHLESS PIGS THE LOT OF YOU
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HOGWASH. GET YOURSELF A GOOD WOMAN THAT KNOWS HER WAY AROUND A WASHBOARD, SON
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YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX DAWG
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STRICKLY SPORTFUCKING ONLY HOLMES
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fucking gold.

. said:

. said:

SWEET JEEZUS I LOVE THESE EFF TWO RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THREADS

HAD 2 BREAK UP WIFF DIS HOT 2 DEFF CHICK, BITCH WAS GETTIN' A LITTLE TOO EMOTIONAL, GNOMESANE? PLUS SHE LIKED TO BUY DRESSES ON CREDIT. FUCK DAT BRO
\


WORD. BITCH BETTA RECKANIZE
\


I HAD A GIRLFRIEND ONCE. COST A LOT MORE THAN INTERNET PORN, I TELL YOU
\


A.HEN. HERE. YOU MEN ARE SELFISH WORTHLESS PIGS THE LOT OF YOU
\


HOGWASH. GET YOURSELF A GOOD WOMAN THAT KNOWS HER WAY AROUND A WASHBOARD, SON
\


YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX DAWG
\


STRICKLY SPORTFUCKING ONLY HOLMES
\

fucking gold.

That was awesome.

. said:

SWEET JEEZUS I LOVE THESE EFF TWO RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THREADS

HAD 2 BREAK UP WIFF DIS HOT 2 DEFF CHICK, BITCH WAS GETTIN' A LITTLE TOO EMOTIONAL, GNOMESANE? PLUS SHE LIKED TO BUY DRESSES ON CREDIT. FUCK DAT BRO
\


WORD. BITCH BETTA RECKANIZE
\


I HAD A GIRLFRIEND ONCE. COST A LOT MORE THAN INTERNET PORN, I TELL YOU
\


A.HEN. HERE. YOU MEN ARE SELFISH WORTHLESS PIGS THE LOT OF YOU
\


HOGWASH. GET YOURSELF A GOOD WOMAN THAT KNOWS HER WAY AROUND A WASHBOARD, SON
\


YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX DAWG
\


STRICKLY SPORTFUCKING ONLY HOLMES
\

that's some good emoticon theater there

. said:

SWEET JEEZUS I LOVE THESE EFF TWO RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THREADS

HAD 2 BREAK UP WIFF DIS HOT 2 DEFF CHICK, BITCH WAS GETTIN' A LITTLE TOO EMOTIONAL, GNOMESANE? PLUS SHE LIKED TO BUY DRESSES ON CREDIT. FUCK DAT BRO
\


WORD. BITCH BETTA RECKANIZE
\


I HAD A GIRLFRIEND ONCE. COST A LOT MORE THAN INTERNET PORN, I TELL YOU
\


A.HEN. HERE. YOU MEN ARE SELFISH WORTHLESS PIGS THE LOT OF YOU
\


HOGWASH. GET YOURSELF A GOOD WOMAN THAT KNOWS HER WAY AROUND A WASHBOARD, SON
\


YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX DAWG
\


STRICKLY SPORTFUCKING ONLY HOLMES
\

landmine.dodger said:

. said:

How long will that last before you can get settled into a comfortable bachelor existence? ie fridge full of beer 60" tv and money for hookers?

I have plenty of savings, so really just a matter of deciding what to do. I won't buy real estate here, so will probably try to get an apartment in the city close to work. I'm also going to take some sweet vacations this summer.

. said:

Hmmm....

Good for you. At the same time, I have never seen a man over the age of 35 that has never been married that is both sane and good at what they do for a living.